Chat with strangers

[gamemasterjak]

Wieder mal ein geniales Gespräch gehabt

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You: hallo wie geht es dir

Stranger: ich habbe aine grosse spermekanonen das slengen unt hengen

You: hahahahahaha

You: du kannst kein deutsch

Stranger: i know ^^

You: PINGAS

Stranger: lets restart this

Stranger: hi

Stranger: *!

You: hi

Stranger: so

Stranger: this was

Stranger: fun

You: haha

Stranger: OH NOES!

Stranger: AN ICEBEAR IS CRAWLING INN MY WINDOW EATING MY ARM! ARGHH!

You: OH NO

You: DEFEND YOU!

Stranger: dont worry, i ate him

Stranger: or she.. dunno what it was o.O

You: oh good

You: did he smell good?


Stranger: nah

You: no?

Stranger: but the taste was rather awesome though

You: good

You: where do you live?

Stranger: at the northern road

Stranger: hmm... hold on

Stranger: the cubs are commin

You: oh not bad

You: cubs?

You: what's that?

Stranger: nom nom nom

You: ?

Stranger: evidently the children of the bear i just ate

You: oh you're a brutal killer

Stranger: cub = baby bear

Stranger: nopåe

Stranger: *nope

Stranger: just hungry

You: yes kaaaaaaaaarl

You: kaaaarl ate hands of human

You: because he was hungry

You: do you know him

You: it's a lama

Stranger: nope o.O

You: oh

You: well

You: so do you live in groenland?

Stranger: o.O Northern Road

Stranger: what is another word for "road"

You: ääh

You: way

Stranger: and a shortened word for "northern"

You: i don't know

You: maybe

You: polar^^

Stranger: -.-'

Stranger: "Nor"

You: "Norwegen!"

You: "weg" is the german word for "way" and "road"

Stranger: yeye... english ftw!

You: "norway"

You: yeeah

You: Norway great

Stranger: and you live in... hmm.....

Stranger: france?

Stranger: =P

You: no

You: nearly

Stranger: -.-' germany ftw!

You: no

You: not germany

You: but nearly

You: haha

Stranger: dutchland?

Stranger: holand?

You: no

Stranger: belgien?

Stranger: ah HOLD ON!

You: no, but nearly

Stranger: Austria!

You: no

Stranger: -.-*

You: too far^^

Stranger: damn u

You: its a little country

You: between france, germany and belgium

Stranger: small country...

Stranger: vatican?

Stranger: =P

You: noooo

You: ^^

You: bigger

You: here live 500.000 people

Stranger: /search google: Country with 500k citicen

Stranger: nah

You: yes

Stranger: didnt find any

You: i tell you

You: it's luxembourg

Stranger: -.-' LOL ofc

You: ^^

Stranger: bah hold on... now a damn moose is commin by

Stranger: brb

You: eat him..?

Stranger: ah.. love theese horns

Stranger: could actually use them as forks and spoons

Stranger: <3

You: we don't have dangerous animals

You: except wild swines

You: in the woods

You: but how do they open your window?!

Stranger: love thoose

Stranger: huh?

Stranger: open my window?

You: the beasts

You: who attack you

Stranger: ah

Stranger: dunno really

Stranger: never wathed em do it

Stranger: *watched

Stranger: me however, i use my imbah vikingaxe

You: yeaah

You: do you listen to norwegian black metal or viking metal?


Stranger:

YouTube - TYR - Sinklars Visa

YouTube - TYR - Sinklars Visa

Stranger: have fun

Stranger: i listen to more hardcore too, yes

Stranger: but not that much

You: oh tyr is great

You: they're from färöer

Stranger: love em

Stranger: btw

Stranger: this one you gonna like

Stranger: SHUT UP WOMAN, GET ON MY HORSE!

You: YEEEEAH THIS IS GREAT!!!

You: i watched it a few days ago

You: LOOK AT MY HORSE MY HORSE IS AMAZING

You: haha so funny

Stranger: but got to go

Stranger: my dog is burning

You: oh

You: poor dog

You: norway is a funny country i guess^^

Stranger: ((IRL i got to go get my parents lol))

Stranger: jupp

Stranger: really akward things happen

Stranger: like mooses and polarbears that open windows and eat doors o.O

Stranger: quite fun

You: omfg

You: the world is full of wonders

Stranger: let me say it like this... our day aint.... BOORING

Stranger: indeeed

Stranger: but, got to put out my dog's fires

Stranger: if he farts, the entire house will lit up

You: oh did the bears lit it?

Stranger: may be

Stranger: have fun

Stranger: eat some mooses

Stranger: your gonna feel the difference in a day or two

You: we don't have mooses here^^

Stranger: but watch the hornes

Stranger: your tummy will have probs dealin with em if they aint used to em

You: ok

You: thx for the advice

Stranger: take care, eat some moose, and chase dogs that are on fire

Stranger: latez

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Skandinavier sind lustige Menschen

[Word Thief]

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You: Germany
You: hello?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: whats your name
You: Lisa
You: and your?
Stranger: Arcis
Stranger: what do you do lis
Stranger: a
You: I chat with you
Stranger:
You:
Stranger: ı mean generally
You: I play football but i'm a girl
Stranger: cool
Stranger: defance attack?
You: Tor
You: defance
You: and goal
You: from Germany and you?
Stranger: greece
You: lol
Stranger: what?
You: without laughing aloud
You: lachen ohne Laut
Stranger: ı mean whats so funny
You: :laught:
You: all
Stranger: ı couldnt understand u.whatever
Stranger: how old are u
You: 14 and you?
Stranger: 16
You: waths time ist it
Stranger: 00,09
You: 23:10
Stranger: are u hot lisa
You: I mean thats i'm not hot, but my Friends mean this
Stranger: hmm so you are hot
Stranger: are u virgin
You: yes
Stranger: hmm. most of girls fuck at your age , arent they
You: I'm shy
Stranger: yea me too
You: lol
You: have you pets?
Stranger: ı have birds and cats
Stranger: in the garden
You: I have one dog and two cats
You: And in my garden, i have one dog and three cats
You: wath do you?
You: hello?
You: are you here?
Stranger: yup
You: ok, but what are you doing
Stranger: chatting with several people on omegle
Stranger: like u
You: thats do I too
Stranger: do you have msn ? ı need some friends to talk in english
You: no, sorry I haven't msn
Stranger: u are really shy
Stranger: its just msn . but its ok how u want
You: and my english isn't very good
You: But it is enough to chat
Stranger: how do you chat with your own friends
You: ICQ
You: but I do not understand it
You: I will learn from a friend
Stranger: do u have elder sister
You: no, one young sister
Stranger: hmm
You: hmmmmmmmmmm
Stranger: honey you know what?
Stranger: u are too young
You: i know
Stranger: do u watch porn
Stranger: :S
You: no
Stranger: ı m a little pervert so
Stranger: u better go
You: why?
Stranger: ı wanna talk about sex and u are too young for that
You: I know more than you think
Stranger: u dont watch porn even
Stranger: how u know
You: Once a time, i have play this
Stranger: what olay
Stranger: play*
You: (sex games) in I-net
You:
Stranger: have u show ur tits anyone?
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Stranger: I love you. I'm David. And you?

You: girl

You: lisa

Stranger: nice:-D

Stranger: so happy to meet you LIsa

Stranger: from?

You: germany

You: and you?

Stranger: Denmark

Stranger: close

Stranger: how old are you baby??

You: 14, and you?

Stranger: oh a bit older

Stranger: im 23

Stranger: youre a cute girl?

You: mhh, yes

Stranger: mmm nice:-D

Stranger: do you have a pic I can see?

You: no, sorry

Stranger: oh okay

Stranger: a shame

Stranger: I would love it

You: I would not be so sure

Stranger: what??

Stranger: why not?

Stranger: you said you are cute...

You: Thats mean my friends

Stranger: mmmm nice

Stranger: I like

You: I'm shy

Stranger: oh dont be

Stranger: just a pic,..

You: sorry, no

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[asdsghdfhh]

Zitat von Animeangel

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You: Germany
You: hello?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: whats your name
You: Lisa
You: and your?
Stranger: Arcis
Stranger: what do you do lis
Stranger: a
You: I chat with you
Stranger:
You:
Stranger: ı mean generally
You: I play football but i'm a girl
Stranger: cool
Stranger: defance attack?
You: Tor
You: defance
You: and goal
You: from Germany and you?
Stranger: greece
You: lol
Stranger: what?
You: without laughing aloud
You: lachen ohne Laut
Stranger: ı mean whats so funny
You: :laught:
You: all
Stranger: ı couldnt understand u.whatever
Stranger: how old are u
You: 14 and you?
Stranger: 16
You: waths time ist it
Stranger: 00,09
You: 23:10
Stranger: are u hot lisa
You: I mean thats i'm not hot, but my Friends mean this
Stranger: hmm so you are hot
Stranger: are u virgin
You: yes
Stranger: hmm. most of girls fuck at your age , arent they
You: I'm shy
Stranger: yea me too
You: lol
You: have you pets?
Stranger: ı have birds and cats
Stranger: in the garden
You: I have one dog and two cats
You: And in my garden, i have one dog and three cats
You: wath do you?
You: hello?
You: are you here?
Stranger: yup
You: ok, but what are you doing
Stranger: chatting with several people on omegle
Stranger: like u
You: thats do I too
Stranger: do you have msn ? ı need some friends to talk in english
You: no, sorry I haven't msn
Stranger: u are really shy
Stranger: its just msn . but its ok how u want
You: and my english isn't very good
You: But it is enough to chat
Stranger: how do you chat with your own friends
You: ICQ
You: but I do not understand it
You: I will learn from a friend
Stranger: do u have elder sister
You: no, one young sister
Stranger: hmm
You: hmmmmmmmmmm
Stranger: honey you know what?
Stranger: u are too young
You: i know
Stranger: do u watch porn
Stranger: :S
You: no
Stranger: ı m a little pervert so
Stranger: u better go
You: why?
Stranger: ı wanna talk about sex and u are too young for that
You: I know more than you think
Stranger: u dont watch porn even
Stranger: how u know
You: Once a time, i have play this
Stranger: what olay
Stranger: play*
You: (sex games) in I-net
You:
Stranger: have u show ur tits anyone?
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Stranger: I love you. I'm David. And you?

You: girl

You: lisa

Stranger: nice:-D

Stranger: so happy to meet you LIsa

Stranger: from?

You: germany

You: and you?

Stranger: Denmark

Stranger: close

Stranger: how old are you baby??

You: 14, and you?

Stranger: oh a bit older

Stranger: im 23

Stranger: youre a cute girl?

You: mhh, yes

Stranger: mmm nice:-D

Stranger: do you have a pic I can see?

You: no, sorry

Stranger: oh okay

Stranger: a shame

Stranger: I would love it

You: I would not be so sure

Stranger: what??

Stranger: why not?

Stranger: you said you are cute...

You: Thats mean my friends

Stranger: mmmm nice

Stranger: I like

You: I'm shy

Stranger: oh dont be

Stranger: just a pic,..

You: sorry, no

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Grade für Mädchen in deinem Alter sind solche Plattformen äußerst ungeeignet

[Dre ist mein Held]

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Dre ist mein Held

[Blondchen]

So.. Ich habe jetzt die Wahrheit über omegle rausgefunden:

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You: hi

Stranger: Hey hottie

Stranger: wanna fuck me?

You: hey gaylord..

You: no...

Stranger: I'm not gay

Stranger: nor lesbian

You: im a girl with the great boyfriend ever

Stranger: :O

Stranger: why u doing here?

Stranger: Omegle is for sexist

You: hmm.. im bored and i could laugh at u

Stranger: oh really?

Stranger: look whos laughing

You: yes^^

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Nett nicht?

[Bob]

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You: HEIL HITLER!!

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also ich fand's enorm lustig. *g*

[Sandy]

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Stranger: hei

You: BAM OIDA


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das kommt davon, wenn man versucht, seine Kultur einzubringen

[Stefano_17]

You: hi

Stranger: male / female?

You: male

Stranger: gay?

You: no
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omfg..

[Luigi]

You: hay

Stranger: hello

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You: hay

Stranger: Go, Pikachu!

You: yeah!

You: thunder attack!

Stranger: pikachu fainted.

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Stranger: hi

You: hay

You: wazzup

Stranger: nm

Stranger: u?

You: also nthin

You: where you come from?

Stranger: uk

Stranger: u?

You: ger

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Nett.

[Blain]

also wie ich das gefunden hab musste ich ja erstmal jemanden verarschen xD
alles nich ernst nehmn...

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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: hows it goin
You: im fine
You: you?
Stranger: good thanks
Stranger: where you from
You: Germany
You: muhahaha Deutschland wird wieder als Weltmacht auf die Weltkarte treten!
Stranger: nicht verstehe auf deutsch sehr gut
You: Deutschlannd Deutschland über aaaalles!über alles auf der Welt!...
You: oh
Stranger: ja ja
You: sorry
Stranger: i ll be in hamburg next month
You: do you play with LEGO?
Stranger: used to
You: hm
Stranger: whats your name
You: bad luck...
You: my grandma..
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wollte eigentlich sagen dass sie sich mit ihrem Gebiss in der Decke verbissen hat aber naja...

musste sofort nochmal...
You: hi
Stranger: hello
You: ouhouhaha
You: are you a monkey?
Stranger: ???
You: i hate humans!
You: monkeys ftw!
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also das Gespräch war richtig tiefgründig...
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warum?!

[gamemasterjak]

Stranger: hi!

You: SQUADALAH! We're off!

Stranger: huh?!

You: These are the faces of evil!

You: You must conquer each!

Stranger: r u a monk

Stranger: ??

You: No

You: I don't believe in God

Stranger: ur messesd up.I hate u

Oh, da habe ich wohl was Falsches gesagt Aber warum glaubt der auch ich wär ein Mönch? Oder meint er den Kommissar Monk?^^

[anochiefbla]

lol, ich hab so ne art indianerin getroffen. mein englisch ist nicht so toll.


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Stranger: Hi

You: HALLOUUU

You: ???

Stranger: 19 inan

Stranger: u?

You: 15 eric i am from switzerland and you?

Stranger: i am from indonesia

You: wow, do you like games?

Stranger: yes

You: x-box or ps3?

Stranger: i dont have those in indonesia

You: oh thats gay, are you female?

Stranger: yes

Stranger: are you a man?

You: no, a boy with 15 years^^

You: is it hot now where you live?

Stranger: yes it is always hot

Stranger: sade is here and she just looks on

You: we have snow here, have you ever seen snow?

Stranger: no what is snow

You: its the cold with thing which is coming from the heaven

You: sorry white

Stranger: oh i dont know what that is

Stranger: we have squat

Stranger: do you have that

You: what is that? sry my english is not so good

Stranger: it is mud mixed with wheat grass from the ragweed tree

Stranger: we eat it and use it to make our houses

Stranger: it is a gift from god

You: but why did you have a computer? did you make a joke with me???

Stranger: no i am in jakarta

Stranger: we come here to get food and they have internet

You: wow, thats really interesting, did you often use this side?

Stranger: yes i use it to make friends

Stranger: sade is here and she looks on but she smells like eggs from the sycamore plant

You: xD

You: i saw this side in a forum and this is the first time i use it

Stranger: oh

Stranger: are you married ?

You: no, i am 15 years old, we can just marry when we are min 18 years

Stranger: oh sade was married at 14 years

Stranger: but i am no married

You: is sade your sister? thats very young, how old is her man?

Stranger: she is my sister and her man is 32

You: holy shit that is a lot to young isnt it? have a look for your sister

Stranger: yes but her man brings us food and supplies

You: wow, i saw things like that just in the TV. but he dont have sex with her right?

Stranger: i dont know sade doesnt talk of that

You: oh man, but is she happy with this situation?

Stranger: yes she is very happy and she is very mean to me

You: ^^ why?

Stranger: i dont know but she always throws squat at my in my sleep

You: ok, did you have Television?

Stranger: no television

You: hmmm did you hunt some dangerous animals?

Stranger: no i dont i just eat squat and coconut

You: do you live at the beach?

Stranger: yes i live in a village named jumandi

You: cool, do you know what google is?

Stranger: no what is?

You: its a side where you can see everything:

You: Google

You: go on this side and put in snow on pictures and you can see what snow is.

[TxXxF]

chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: hello!

You: hi

You: were comes you from ?

okay auch gut.....

So, ich habs auch mal versucht. ich eröffne euch nun die Abgründe meines englischen Könnens.. wehe einer lacht ^^

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: hi

You: how are u?

Stranger: im good, u

You: fine, thanks

You: so are u m or f?

Stranger: m

You: how old?

Stranger: 5

Stranger: 15

Stranger: i mean

You: ^^

You: and where do u come from?

Stranger: usa

Stranger: whats ur asl?

You: 23 female germany

Stranger: cool

You: do u speak a little german?

Stranger: no not really

You: ok, i´ll teach u =D

Stranger: ok

You: a woman says ofen "hunger pipi aua kalt"

You: *often

Stranger: that is a women says often?

You: yes. they are very emotional

Stranger: oh ok

You: don´t forget it ;D

You: have u pets`?

Stranger: ok yes

You: tell me

Stranger: 3 cats

Stranger: u?

You: u are in a chat, u must speak to me

You: i have 2 cats

Stranger: ok

You: have u any question?

Stranger: umm do u play sports?

You: i am not so sporty... only wii fit ^^ u?

Stranger: i play soccer and run track

Stranger: do u watch soccer or football

Stranger: football as in european soccer

You: good. boys who are young as u need a sport.. or they are like peoples with hummelbees in their trouthers*

You: i know :=

You:

Stranger: haha ok

You: was that right? my english is really bad

Stranger: i dont know what a hummelbee is or a trouther*

You: hummelbee is like a bee, but fat and don´t so agressiv. and i mean trouthers ist this, what u wear on ur legs

You: tell me the right words

Stranger: pants u mean

Stranger: bumble bee

You: lool..ur right... so easy..i forgot ist, sorry

Stranger: its ok

You: u should search a serious chat. here are some pervert guys from a german site ^^

Stranger: ?

You: u are a nice guy (only a bit boring), don´t let they kidding with u

Stranger: ok

You: i must go. thanks for the english lesson

You: bye

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*trousers...ich wusste es, ganz soooo falsch lag ich ja nicht =D

mir fällt grad auf, der lacht über was, was er gar nicht versteht ._." xD
Ahja..ich konnt ihn irgendwie nicht so recht verarschen..da kommen Schuldgefühle hoch..wahrscheinlich liegts an meiner Berufswahl ^^

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey asl?

You: get a life.com

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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