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![]() | ![]() Wieder mal ein geniales Gespräch gehabt ![]() Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hallo wie geht es dir Stranger: ich habbe aine grosse spermekanonen das slengen unt hengen You: hahahahahaha You: du kannst kein deutsch Stranger: i know ^^ You: PINGAS Stranger: lets restart this Stranger: hi Stranger: *! You: hi Stranger: so Stranger: this was Stranger: fun You: haha Stranger: OH NOES! Stranger: AN ICEBEAR IS CRAWLING INN MY WINDOW EATING MY ARM! ARGHH! You: OH NO You: DEFEND YOU! Stranger: dont worry, i ate him Stranger: or she.. dunno what it was o.O You: oh good You: did he smell good? Stranger: nah You: no? Stranger: but the taste was rather awesome though You: good You: where do you live? Stranger: at the northern road Stranger: hmm... hold on Stranger: the cubs are commin You: oh not bad You: cubs? You: what's that? Stranger: nom nom nom You: ? Stranger: evidently the children of the bear i just ate You: oh you're a brutal killer Stranger: cub = baby bear Stranger: nopåe Stranger: *nope Stranger: just hungry You: yes kaaaaaaaaarl You: kaaaarl ate hands of human You: because he was hungry You: do you know him You: it's a lama Stranger: nope o.O You: oh You: well You: so do you live in groenland? Stranger: o.O Northern Road Stranger: what is another word for "road" You: ääh You: way Stranger: and a shortened word for "northern" You: i don't know You: maybe You: polar^^ Stranger: -.-' Stranger: "Nor" You: "Norwegen!" You: "weg" is the german word for "way" and "road" Stranger: yeye... english ftw! You: "norway" You: yeeah You: Norway great Stranger: and you live in... hmm..... Stranger: france? Stranger: =P You: no You: nearly Stranger: -.-' germany ftw! You: no You: not germany You: but nearly You: haha Stranger: dutchland? Stranger: holand? You: no Stranger: belgien? Stranger: ah HOLD ON! You: no, but nearly Stranger: Austria! You: no Stranger: -.-* You: too far^^ Stranger: damn u You: its a little country You: between france, germany and belgium Stranger: small country... Stranger: vatican? Stranger: =P You: noooo You: ^^ You: bigger You: here live 500.000 people Stranger: /search google: Country with 500k citicen Stranger: nah You: yes Stranger: didnt find any You: i tell you You: it's luxembourg Stranger: -.-' LOL ofc You: ^^ Stranger: bah hold on... now a damn moose is commin by Stranger: brb You: eat him..? Stranger: ah.. love theese horns Stranger: could actually use them as forks and spoons Stranger: <3 You: we don't have dangerous animals You: except wild swines You: in the woods You: but how do they open your window?! Stranger: love thoose Stranger: huh? Stranger: open my window? You: the beasts You: who attack you Stranger: ah Stranger: dunno really Stranger: never wathed em do it Stranger: *watched Stranger: me however, i use my imbah vikingaxe You: yeaah You: do you listen to norwegian black metal or viking metal? Stranger: Stranger: have fun Stranger: i listen to more hardcore too, yes Stranger: but not that much You: oh tyr is great You: they're from färöer Stranger: love em Stranger: btw Stranger: this one you gonna like Stranger: SHUT UP WOMAN, GET ON MY HORSE! You: YEEEEAH THIS IS GREAT!!! You: i watched it a few days ago You: LOOK AT MY HORSE MY HORSE IS AMAZING You: haha so funny Stranger: but got to go Stranger: my dog is burning You: oh You: poor dog ![]() You: norway is a funny country i guess^^ Stranger: ((IRL i got to go get my parents lol)) Stranger: jupp Stranger: really akward things happen Stranger: like mooses and polarbears that open windows and eat doors o.O Stranger: quite fun You: omfg You: the world is full of wonders Stranger: let me say it like this... our day aint.... BOORING Stranger: indeeed Stranger: but, got to put out my dog's fires Stranger: if he farts, the entire house will lit up You: oh did the bears lit it? Stranger: may be Stranger: have fun Stranger: eat some mooses Stranger: your gonna feel the difference in a day or two You: we don't have mooses here^^ Stranger: but watch the hornes Stranger: your tummy will have probs dealin with em if they aint used to em You: ok You: thx for the advice Stranger: take care, eat some moose, and chase dogs that are on fire Stranger: latez Your conversational partner has disconnected. Skandinavier sind lustige Menschen ![]() |
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Germany You: hello? Stranger: hi Stranger: whats your name You: Lisa You: and your? Stranger: Arcis Stranger: what do you do lis Stranger: a You: I chat with you Stranger: ![]() You: ![]() Stranger: ı mean generally You: I play football but i'm a girl Stranger: cool Stranger: defance attack? You: Tor You: defance You: and goal You: from Germany and you? Stranger: greece You: lol Stranger: what? You: without laughing aloud You: lachen ohne Laut Stranger: ı mean whats so funny You: :laught: You: all Stranger: ı couldnt understand u.whatever Stranger: how old are u You: 14 and you? Stranger: 16 You: waths time ist it Stranger: 00,09 You: 23:10 Stranger: are u hot lisa ![]() You: I mean thats i'm not hot, but my Friends mean this Stranger: hmm so you are hot Stranger: are u virgin You: yes Stranger: hmm. most of girls fuck at your age , arent they You: I'm shy Stranger: yea me too ![]() You: ![]() You: have you pets? Stranger: ı have birds and cats Stranger: in the garden You: I have one dog and two cats You: And in my garden, i have one dog and three cats You: wath do you? You: hello? You: are you here? Stranger: yup ![]() You: ok, but what are you doing Stranger: chatting with several people on omegle Stranger: like u You: thats do I too ![]() Stranger: do you have msn ? ı need some friends to talk in english You: no, sorry I haven't msn Stranger: u are really shy ![]() Stranger: its just msn . but its ok how u want You: and my english isn't very good You: But it is enough to chat Stranger: how do you chat with your own friends You: ICQ You: but I do not understand it You: I will learn from a friend Stranger: do u have elder sister You: no, one young sister Stranger: hmm You: hmmmmmmmmmm Stranger: honey you know what? Stranger: u are too young You: i know Stranger: do u watch porn Stranger: :S You: no Stranger: ı m a little pervert so Stranger: u better go You: why? Stranger: ı wanna talk about sex and u are too young for that You: I know more than you think Stranger: u dont watch porn even Stranger: how u know You: Once a time, i have play this Stranger: what olay Stranger: play* You: (sex games) in I-net You: ![]() Stranger: have u show ur tits anyone? You have disconnected. Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: I love you. I'm David. And you? You: girl You: lisa Stranger: nice:-D Stranger: so happy to meet you LIsa Stranger: from? You: germany You: and you? Stranger: Denmark Stranger: close Stranger: how old are you baby?? You: 14, and you? Stranger: oh a bit older Stranger: im 23 Stranger: youre a cute girl? You: mhh, yes Stranger: mmm nice:-D Stranger: do you have a pic I can see? You: no, sorry Stranger: oh okay Stranger: a shame Stranger: I would love it You: I would not be so sure Stranger: what?? Stranger: why not? Stranger: you said you are cute... You: Thats mean my friends Stranger: mmmm nice Stranger: I like You: I'm shy Stranger: oh dont be Stranger: just a pic,.. You: sorry, no Your conversational partner has disconnected. Geändert von Word Thief (23.11.2009 um 00:44 Uhr) |
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__________________ Alle 60 Sekunden vergeht in Afrika eine Minute. Geändert von Dre ist mein Held (28.01.2010 um 12:25 Uhr) | ||
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![]() | ![]() So.. Ich habe jetzt die Wahrheit über omegle rausgefunden: Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: Hey hottie Stranger: wanna fuck me? You: hey gaylord.. You: no... Stranger: I'm not gay Stranger: nor lesbian You: im a girl with the great boyfriend ever Stranger: :O Stranger: why u doing here? Stranger: Omegle is for sexist You: hmm.. im bored and i could laugh at u Stranger: oh really? Stranger: look whos laughing You: yes^^ Your conversational partner has disconnected. Nett nicht? ![]()
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__________________ Ich wache auf, und da ist dieses Gefühl. Ich gehe schlafen, und da ist wieder dieses Gefühl..es ist das Gefühl, wenn man tanzt.. One Love- One Passion Dancing is the hidden language of the soul | |
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![]() | ![]() You: hi Stranger: male / female? You: male Stranger: gay? You: no Your conversational partner has disconnected. omfg.. |
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() You: hay Stranger: hello Your conversational partner has disconnected. You: hay Stranger: Go, Pikachu! You: yeah! You: thunder attack! Stranger: pikachu fainted. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Stranger: hi You: hay You: wazzup Stranger: nm Stranger: u? You: also nthin You: where you come from? Stranger: uk Stranger: u? You: ger Your conversational partner has disconnected. Nett.
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![]() ![]() | ![]() also wie ich das gefunden hab musste ich ja erstmal jemanden verarschen xD alles nich ernst nehmn... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: hi Stranger: hows it goin You: im fine You: you? Stranger: good thanks Stranger: where you from You: Germany You: muhahaha Deutschland wird wieder als Weltmacht auf die Weltkarte treten! Stranger: nicht verstehe auf deutsch sehr gut You: Deutschlannd Deutschland über aaaalles!über alles auf der Welt!... You: oh Stranger: ja ja You: sorry Stranger: i ll be in hamburg next month You: do you play with LEGO? Stranger: used to You: hm Stranger: whats your name You: bad luck... You: my grandma.. Your conversational partner has disconnected. wollte eigentlich sagen dass sie sich mit ihrem Gebiss in der Decke verbissen hat aber naja... ![]() musste sofort nochmal... You: hi Stranger: hello You: ouhouhaha You: are you a monkey? Stranger: ??? You: i hate humans! You: monkeys ftw! Your conversational partner has disconnected. also das Gespräch war richtig tiefgründig... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Your conversational partner has disconnected. warum?! Geändert von Blain (22.12.2009 um 15:43 Uhr) |
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![]() | ![]() Stranger: hi! You: SQUADALAH! We're off! Stranger: huh?! You: These are the faces of evil! You: You must conquer each! Stranger: r u a monk Stranger: ?? You: No You: I don't believe in God Stranger: ur messesd up.I hate u Oh, da habe ich wohl was Falsches gesagt ![]() |
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![]() | ![]() lol, ich hab so ne art indianerin getroffen. mein englisch ist nicht so toll. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hi You: HALLOUUU You: ??? Stranger: 19 inan Stranger: u? You: 15 eric i am from switzerland and you? Stranger: i am from indonesia You: wow, do you like games? Stranger: yes You: x-box or ps3? Stranger: i dont have those in indonesia You: oh thats gay, are you female? Stranger: yes Stranger: are you a man? You: no, a boy with 15 years^^ You: is it hot now where you live? Stranger: yes it is always hot Stranger: sade is here and she just looks on You: we have snow here, have you ever seen snow? Stranger: no what is snow You: its the cold with thing which is coming from the heaven You: sorry white Stranger: oh i dont know what that is Stranger: we have squat Stranger: do you have that You: what is that? sry my english is not so good Stranger: it is mud mixed with wheat grass from the ragweed tree Stranger: we eat it and use it to make our houses Stranger: it is a gift from god You: but why did you have a computer? did you make a joke with me??? Stranger: no i am in jakarta Stranger: we come here to get food and they have internet You: wow, thats really interesting, did you often use this side? Stranger: yes i use it to make friends Stranger: sade is here and she looks on but she smells like eggs from the sycamore plant You: xD You: i saw this side in a forum and this is the first time i use it Stranger: oh Stranger: are you married ? You: no, i am 15 years old, we can just marry when we are min 18 years Stranger: oh sade was married at 14 years Stranger: but i am no married You: is sade your sister? thats very young, how old is her man? Stranger: she is my sister and her man is 32 You: holy shit that is a lot to young isnt it? have a look for your sister Stranger: yes but her man brings us food and supplies You: wow, i saw things like that just in the TV. but he dont have sex with her right? Stranger: i dont know sade doesnt talk of that You: oh man, but is she happy with this situation? Stranger: yes she is very happy and she is very mean to me You: ^^ why? Stranger: i dont know but she always throws squat at my in my sleep You: ok, did you have Television? Stranger: no television You: hmmm did you hunt some dangerous animals? Stranger: no i dont i just eat squat and coconut You: do you live at the beach? Stranger: yes i live in a village named jumandi You: cool, do you know what google is? Stranger: no what is? You: its a side where you can see everything: You: Google You: go on this side and put in snow on pictures and you can see what snow is. |
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: hello! You: hi You: were comes you from ? okay auch gut..... |
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Gast | ![]() So, ich habs auch mal versucht. ich eröffne euch nun die Abgründe meines englischen Könnens.. wehe einer lacht ^^ You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: hi You: how are u? Stranger: im good, u You: fine, thanks You: so are u m or f? Stranger: m You: how old? Stranger: 5 Stranger: 15 Stranger: i mean You: ^^ You: and where do u come from? Stranger: usa Stranger: whats ur asl? You: 23 female germany Stranger: cool You: do u speak a little german? Stranger: no not really You: ok, i´ll teach u =D Stranger: ok You: a woman says ofen "hunger pipi aua kalt" You: *often Stranger: that is a women says often? You: yes. they are very emotional Stranger: oh ok You: don´t forget it ;D You: have u pets`? Stranger: ok yes You: tell me Stranger: 3 cats Stranger: u? You: u are in a chat, u must speak to me ![]() You: i have 2 cats Stranger: ok You: have u any question? Stranger: umm do u play sports? You: i am not so sporty... only wii fit ^^ u? Stranger: i play soccer and run track Stranger: do u watch soccer or football Stranger: football as in european soccer You: good. boys who are young as u need a sport.. or they are like peoples with hummelbees in their trouthers* You: i know := You: ![]() Stranger: haha ok You: was that right? my english is really bad Stranger: i dont know what a hummelbee is or a trouther* You: hummelbee is like a bee, but fat and don´t so agressiv. and i mean trouthers ist this, what u wear on ur legs You: tell me the right words Stranger: pants u mean Stranger: bumble bee You: lool..ur right... so easy..i forgot ist, sorry ![]() Stranger: its ok You: u should search a serious chat. here are some pervert guys from a german site ^^ Stranger: ? You: u are a nice guy (only a bit boring), don´t let they kidding with u Stranger: ok You: i must go. thanks for the english lesson ![]() You: bye You have disconnected. *trousers...ich wusste es, ganz soooo falsch lag ich ja nicht =D mir fällt grad auf, der lacht über was, was er gar nicht versteht ._." xD Ahja..ich konnt ihn irgendwie nicht so recht verarschen..da kommen Schuldgefühle hoch..wahrscheinlich liegts an meiner Berufswahl ^^ |
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![]() | ![]() You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey asl? You: get a life.com Your conversational partner has disconnected. Man das Teil ist echt lustig ![]() |
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