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Alt 24.02.2003, 17:50   #1
 
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Hab ich vom Gamefaqs-Board, muss ich hier mal posten.
Ist noch länger, die Textlänge ist ja beschränkt.
Wenn einer hier reinpostet, kann ich noch weiter schreiben. Credit goes to KoRnFlAkE from gamefaqs message boards

Darkness is slowly falling over a quiet Raccoon City, and Brad Vickers is
sitting in a bathroom stall, trying to take a crap.*

Brad: Oh man, I gotta hurry, I gotta take them to the crash site..

*The bathroom door creaks open, and someone tries pushing on Brad's stall.*

Brad: *moving arms around wildly* STOP IT! DON'T OPEN THAT DOOR!

Barry: Is that you Brad?

Brad: Barry?

Barry: Is that you Brad?

Brad: Yes, it's me Brad!

Barry: Oh good, look, found something!

Brad: Barry, I'm kind of busy!

Barry: What's that smell?

Brad: Sorry, that's me.

*Barry pauses for 20 minutes, trying to identify the smell*

Brad: ....

Barry: It's feces. Brad, check the other stalls, I'll be examining this.

Brad: Barry, I'm not done..

Barry: WAIT, WHAT IS THAT?!

*Barry stares into the mirror angrily and pulls out his gun*

Barry: WHAT THE HELL?!

Brad: ...Barry, I can't go when you're around..

Barry: Brad, stay back! There's some sort of clone in here with us...

*Barry shoots into the mirror, breaking the glass*

Barry: Damn, it's gone!

*Brad finishes and opens the door*

Brad: Barry, what did you do?!

Barry: Brad, let's split up to cover more ground.

Brad: Barry, we're in a bathroom..

Barry: I'll contact you later!

*Barry runs into the stall that Brad was just in. Brad shrugs and starts to
walk out of the bathroom.*

Barry (from the stall): WHAT IS THIS?!

Brad: ...

Part 2 later


*As Brad walks down the dark hallway, he hears footsteps behind him.*

Brad: Wh, who's there?

*A cool looking guy walks out from the shadows and points his pistol at
Brad*

Brad: ...*pauses for 10 minutes*

Cool guy: ...

Brad: DON'T SHOOT! I'M A HUMAN!

Cool guy: *in cool guy voice* Sorry, I thought you were another one of those
zombies..

Brad: Who are you?

Cool guy: I'm the cold-hearted supporting character with a mysterious past
that always seems to look cool. Oh, and I talk in a scratchy voice.

Brad: Wow, you are cool! What's your name?

Cold-hearted supporting character with a mysterious past that always seems
to look cool and has a scratchy voice: They never got around to naming me..

Brad: Well, what should I call you?

Cold-hearted supporting character with a mysterious past that always seems
to look cool and has a scratchy voice: How about Cold-hearted supporting
character with a mysterious past that always seems to look cool and has a scratchy
voice?

Brad: ...Too long..

Cold-hearted supporting character with a mysterious past that always seems
to look cool and has a scratchy voice: Ok, call me Hank.

Brad: Hank?

Hank: What, not cool enough?

Brad: What are you doing here anyways?

Hank: It's a mystery. No one knows how I got here or what my motive is, but
I've got a cool voice.

Brad: Yeah, you do..but why do you keep talking about people not knowing who
you are?

Hank: That's a mystery, too..

Brad: ...Right.

*The two walk along the dark hallway, the solemn piano music getting louder
and louder*

Brad: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT CRAP?!

*Suddenly, a wall busts open and Rebecca comes driving out on a motorized
piano*

Hank: Whoa, quite an entrance. See, that was my witty line.

Brad: ...Rebecca, why are you playing piano?

Rebecca: They didn't need me in the series anymore, so they just hired me to
follow around the main character and play piano music. You know, the kind
you always hear when you're walking down a hall..

Hank: Saving your game..

Rebecca: When something bad is going to happen..

Hank: Saving your game..

Brad: Saving your game? Piano music? What are you talking about?

*Rebecca looks at her watch*

Rebecca: Uh oh! I better get going! I have 17 other Resident Evil's to play
music in! See ya!

*Rebecca leaves*

Hank: Whoa, quite an exit. See, that was my other witty line.

*Suddenly, Enrico comes out of nowhere*

Enrico: *yelling as loud as he can, even though he's standing right next to
Brad* BRAD! IS THAT YOU?!

Brad: *covering ears* GAH! Yes, it's me!

Enrico: OH GOOD! WE MUST COMPLETE THE MISSION!

Hank: Whoa, he talks loud.

Brad: Why are you talking so loud?!

Enrico: BECAUSE I AM THE LEADER OF BRAVO TEAM, AND I MUST TALK SERIOUS LIKE
AND LOUD TO MAKE UP FOR MY BAD ACTING!

Hank: I've got a mysterious past.

Brad: ...


*Jill, Chris, and Barry enter a mansion together*

Jill: *panting* What was that?

Barry: *panting* Sorry I didn't mean to...

Jill: No not THAT, but what was that outside chasing us?

Barry: Oh! The carnivorous, dog-like creatures, were most likely carnivorous
dog-like creatures.

Chris: If we want to get outta here, we must split up.

Jill: Chris! This isn't Scooby-Dooby-Doo! This is a survivor horror game. We
must think of something else!

Barry: If you both listen to my inscticts, we could get outta here faster
then a hot knife through butter.

*all walk into a dining room and pose like charlie's angels at the doorway"

*There is a grandfather clock on the wall*

Barry: Look at that! There must be something behind that.

*Jill and Chris turn to the grandfather clock*

Barry: Follow me!

*Jill & Chris walk to the grandfather clock while Barry walks to a door*

Barry: There is something behind this door.

*Jill and Chris turn to each other and then look back at Barry*

Barry: This door is much different then the other doors we've been through!

Chris: Why? What is it?

Barry: This door opens *Barry opens the door* It open into a hall way!

Chris: I am going to investigate overthere around the corner.

Barry: Chris...take care.

Jill: That was my line!

Barry: So?

*Chris walks around the corner to find a.....*dramatic music* zombie eating
a guy! It was so hidious and ugly that Chris just backed off*

Chris goes running around the corner screaming!

Chris: Help Me!! Help Me!!

Jill: Barry kill that thing!

*Barry shoots chris*
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Alt 24.02.2003, 18:30   #2
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find ich ehrlich gesagt nicht so doll . Aber gehtso. Wenn's die Leutz hier interessiert dann nur her damit, kann ja nicht schaden
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Alt 24.02.2003, 18:54   #3
 
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Nich so doll?
Ich hab mich beim Lesen da krank gelacht! Naja, die Geschmäcker... hier kommt mal noch mehr.
Vor allem bei "Barry shoots Chris" aber is ja egal.
hier mehr:

Claire, Sherry, and Leon are in the RPD.

Claire: Leon, please keep Sherry bussy while I go check something out."

Leon: Alright.

*Claire leaves the waiting room*

Leon: Sherry! How about a rhyming song?

Sherry: No!

Leon: Atta girl!

*Leon begins to tap his feet and begins to sing*

One,Two

Clean My Shoe...got some zombie guts on it!

Three,Four

Open the door...but first I need the spade key!

Five, Six...pick up chick...Resident Evil Chicks That Is!

Seven, Eighth...Me and Claire gotta Mate!

Nine, Ten...Gotta Pen?...Because I ran out of ink ribbons

Leon: Alright! How about this one!

Sherry: I'm warning you!

Leon:

Jingle Bells--Chris Smells--Jill laid an egg

Helicopter--Lost its Chopper

And Whesker got away


*Meanwhile, on a helicopter*

Hank: Captain Wesker, that Brad Vickers does not suspect a thing.

Wesker: Excellent, by the way, how did you manage to get away from him and
onto this helicopter?

Hank: ...I don't know.

Wesker: Splendid, splendid. My plan will go on as scheduled, and world
domination will soon be mine!

Hank: Is there like a mystery or anything I can be involved in?

Wesker: What?

Hank: I'm supposed to be mysterious..And this whole world domination thing
isn't so mysterious.

Wesker: You haven't heard the rest of the plan yet!

Hank: What's the plan?

Wesker: My plan is to lead them into an abandoned mansion!

Hank: ...And?

Wesker: Well, then I just assume that they die.

Hank: Oh, that's brilliant!

Wesker: Thank you, and they die horribly, I go down to the secret lab and...

Hank: ?

Wesker: I don't really know why I'm going down to the secret lab, but I'm
sure that it's for something evil.

Hank: Wesker, you're brilliant.

Wesker: But I must find a way to get to Jill and Chris..

Hank: Oh god, I know..Wait, who are they?

Wesker: Jill and Chris are part of my team, they are highly intelligent and
can do things like push a heavy box with their shoulder, or mechanically wave
their arms while they speak.

Hank: How can we trick them?

Wesker: Oh, it's not them we're going to be tricking..

*Back in the bathroom*

Barry: *talking to himself* This clone of me is somewhere in this
bathroom...

*Wesker laughs evily*
---


*Meanwhile, in the bathroom*

Barry: *examining the sink* What is this contraption?

*Barry turns the handle, and water starts coming out of the sink*

Barry: Oh no, it's a trap!!

*Barry runs for the door and pushes on it, trying to get it open, even
though there's a sign that says "Pull to Open"*

Barry: Another one of Umbrella's deathtraps!

*Jill knocks on the door*

Jill: Barry?

Barry: Jill? Is that you?

Jill: Yes Barry, it's me! Is that you?

Barry: Yes Jill! You couldn't have come at a better time! You have to help
me, the door won't open!

*Jill pulls on the handle, even though you have to push to open the door*

Jill: Barry, it won't open! Help!

*Barry and Jill both pull from both sides of the door, the door not budging*

Barry: There must be some sort of horrible creature holding the door shut!
Another one of Umbrella's traps! Stay away from the door, Jill! I'm gonna kick
this door down!

*Barry looks behind him and sees that the sink is half full*

Barry: Stand back!

*Jill steps back, and Barry kicks the door hard. It doesn't budge*

Barry: Jill, it's not working! Here, you try!

*Jill steps back and kicks the door, it swinging open and hitting Barry in
the face*

Barry: Oof!

Jill: Barry! Is that you?!

Barry: Yes Jill, it's me! We must get out of here!

*Barry slowly runs for the door and dives, knocking Jill over and both of
them going flying into a wall*

Jill: That was too close, you were almost a Barry omelette!

Barry: You can say that again!



ES GIBT ABER NOCH MEHR!
DAS IS UNGEFÄHR DIE HÄLFTE
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Hat zwar nich viel mit dem Topic zu tun, is aber lustig! ZOMBI
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